Frosting A Log

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.

I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

Frosting your turd

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

by Gavroy January 10, 2016

meat frosting

Bacon

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.

by 69eater March 30, 2012

Frontin' Behind A Font

When someone over exaggerates how good or even how bad their life is on a social networking site, blog, etc. and when you see them in the streets/in real life it's not even like that.

Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817

I thought Meagan posted on Facebook that she just bought a brand new house and is loving life. I just went to visit and it's section 8 housing and her eye is black from her boyfriend getting drunk and beating on her. She's frontin' behind a font.

by Mental_Floss817 August 7, 2011

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .

"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."

"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"

by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012

vanilla frosting

glazed in human nectar

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.

by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010

steady frontin

To constantly put up a fake appearance to impress or deceive to maintain image.

These niggas be steady frontin when they ain't shit

by frankstillcantthinkofaname October 25, 2010