Saggy Fritter 

This is most commonly found in females when the vaginal flaps begin to sag and droop after too much intercourse. Although it is most commonly found in women it can also be rarely found in men after a severe rupturing of the shitebox.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU A LICK OUT! YOU HAVE ONE SERIOUSLY SAGGY FRITTER!

Saggy Fritter by DAVE1888 January 18, 2011

Carolina Steam Fritter 

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)

Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!

Carolina Steam Fritter by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011

pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

pineapple fritter by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

pussy fritter 

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

pussy fritter by Greg December 18, 2003

kansas city apple fritter 

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

kansas city apple fritter by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

ass fritter by itsmemike February 20, 2009

Popcorn Fritter

When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.

Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.

Popcorn Fritter by Mood Strikes January 24, 2010