Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

by SirGreg July 14, 2019

Frigonometry

When you are friggen pissed off about doing trigonometry.

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH!

Mum: Whats the matter?

Fred: Just this stupid frigonometry homework.

by nicole :) June 23, 2008

Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

frito

an idiot.to call someone a frito is to say they are very stupid.

"you are such a frito!"

by barbraa-anne p. October 26, 2006

Frito Lay

When a girl sits on your legs, and jerks you off as if it was her own cock. Cums on your body, you own semen (of course,) and then lays down on top of you creating a cum sandwich.

“Vicky gave Dani a ‘frito lay’ last night and she loved it more than a bag of corn chips.”

by Nick Petrowski August 28, 2019

fritner

An ugly person (male or female).
Someone who is so ugly they are frightening.

"Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")

by Klausey September 14, 2009