frightentology

A pseudo scientific and politically overactive religious cult founded upon the six wedges of:

(1) Machiavellianism

(2) Avarice

(3) Chicanery

(4) Abandonment of the Scientific Method

(5) Monetization and

(6) Subjugation of the Individual via Hysteria driven Policy

The identity of these wedges have until now been considered esoteric knowledge; as knowledge of these wedges renders the cult powerless to sway the individual to act against their own interests. They are called wedges because they are intended to separate the individual believer from their money, self reliance, self direction and reality.

Sober political and scientific discussion are impossible within frightentology

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

frightened nipple

A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.

I have frightened nipples it’s so cold!

by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017

stooge fright

The act of going in front of one or many people and worrying about saying something really stupid. Afraid of saying something totally out of context.

Holy buckets! Brad sure does have a case of stooge fright after telling his whole class that he likes to eat benut putter.

by 9 juan juan January 16, 2006

Ceiling Fright

When you wake up after a night of partying and go "Oh SHIT! That's NOT my ceiling!"

I went out with some friends last night and woke up with a BAD case of ceiling fright!"

by Jureld May 5, 2010

E-Frightener

Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..

I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.

by drunkaholic September 25, 2010

Gail fright

Verb describing extreme terror. Side effects of Gail fright include rapid memory loss and extreme confusion. Gail fright is usually caused by strong perfume inhalation.

Dude when I tried to say my lines I got gail fright and forgot everything.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

stage fright

The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.

"Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005