Frenchaboo

someone who isn’t French but believes that they are

Someone who ISNT French: “I’m like the French one in my friend group”

Everyone else: “she’s such a frenchaboo omfggg”

Frenchaboo by iateapickle:) July 5, 2020

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Frenchman's woodpile

A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl

After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.

Frenchman's woodpile by mistereddie December 10, 2009

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frenchgay • frenchgasm • Frenchy • frenchman • Frenchaboo • frenchcatdealer • frenchians • Frenchify • frenchman's delight • frenchable

frenchtard

A Quebecer who won't get out of bed unless he is offended. A somnambulant who is politically active in Quebec. A Quebecois sleep-deprived goatherder.
A French-Quebecer who blames the British Empire for everything, including the appearance of "yellow" margarine on Quebec supermarket shelves.

"Imperial Margarine" being sold in Marche Richelieu grocery shops, thereby insulting frenchtard!

frenchtard by Wibrating Weasel May 22, 2009