Frankfurt Surprise

When a man puts a frozen brat in a woman's ass, waits until it thaws and then has her shit it out onto a bun. He then squirts mustard into her vagina and has her squirt it onto the brat. He then feeds it to her with his feet.

Guy 1: I gave Kelly the Frankfurt surprise last night.

Guy 2: Did you use mustard or relish?

Guy 1: Mustard.

Frankfurt Surprise by B@LLS Out January 10, 2009

Frankfurter Ernährung

A Nutrition commonly associated with the German city of Frankfurt am Main (Finance capital of Europe and high rate of drug usage) which consists of the three K's: Koks, Kippe und Kaffee (Coke, Cigarette and Coffee) which tends to lower one's body weight considerably

Homeless Person: Hey, you seem to have adapted yourself well to the Frankfurt lifestyle.
Banker: Why would you say that
Homeless Person: You have lost weight substantially due to the Frankfurter Ernährung.
Banker: Do you mean Koks, Kippe und Kaffee?

Frankfurter Ernährung by onesingleuser March 6, 2023

Frankford 

A small town where people enjoy lawnmower racing and drinking their faces off during the May 2/4 weekend.It is located near Trenton, which is known for it's pregnant teens and high chlamydia rate.

"I had such a great time in Frankford May 2/4 but I ran into this girl from Trenton who gave me chlamydia..Now she is claiming I got her knocked up!"

Frankford by Red neck Girl December 15, 2008

frankfurter

my sizzlin cooked homedawg served with relish and cheese

yo whaddup frankfurter?

frankfurter by mv April 14, 2005

frankfort 

A little town in New York in Herkimer county that is messed up. The people are mostly drug addicts. At one point in time there was 4 meth bust there. But deep inside there are a few really good people. But the school is really messed up half of them there are skanks.

Your from Frankfort, can you even read?

frankfort by Thehottestchixk December 24, 2017

Frankford 

Where the hood start in Philly. Shit get wild.

Keep yo ass outta Frankford

Frankford by Bonita215 November 28, 2021

frankfurt 

an inflamed and very red cock that has pimples.

I think that chick gave me a frankfurt

frankfurt by Crazy Psycopath Steve December 10, 2011