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FrankenPod

A surveyors tripod that has been assembled from several different tripods in various states of disrepair.
They will often have a black table atop two orange hinges and a green hinge. They often have 1 wooden leg, 1 aluminum leg, and 1 fiberglass leg. They often as not have three different feet from three different manufacturers.
J.R.: "Did you see that freaking FrankenPod that Charley gave me to use yesterday?"
Osmond: "No mon, how bad was it?"
Chris: "The newest part on it was used by Lewis & Clark on their voyage of discovery"
by South Florida Scurveyors September 16, 2005
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Frankengoober

a retard who can't do things right
Man, You are a damn frankengoober. Get it straight
by Shmexylatte November 25, 2007
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frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
by RaRa Rocket December 18, 2010
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Frankenporksword

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.
Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!
by jack almighty December 15, 2008
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Frankenbowl

When you have half a bowl of bud and half a bowl of resin, and you mix them together and smoke it like that. The resin keeps the bowl cherried and the bud covers most of the resin taste. For when you have nothing else to smoke.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna match?
Guy 2: I don't know man all i got is this Frankenbowl...
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool i'm not worried about it.

*toke*
by Konker November 22, 2010
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Frankenhorn

An unlacquered hybrid horn, usually a Kruspe-wrap horn. One part of the horn must be nickel silver, and the other part must be yellow brass (an example is a Patterson-modified nickel silver 8D with a Conn yellow brass first branch). A Frankenhorn must be able to play stupidly loud in an orchestral setting and it should be very easy to play very loud.
When our asst. principal horn played the Frankenhorn, he played so loud in the first movement of Tchaikovsky 5 it caused the fourth horn to get really mad at him.
by Amberstream April 24, 2017
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frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
by RaRa Rocket December 20, 2010
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