Fourteen

Someone who eats the skin of others, although the definition can be extended to include any cannibal.

"Ok Fourteen, you're free to go."
"Yay, now I can go back to eating people's skin!"

by Loapher19 December 17, 2023

Fourteen Sixes

The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have these 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
14. Must have at least 6 figures in cryptocurrency.

Jack, there are fourteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list.

by Mister Arbiter December 31, 2025

verbal fourteen year old

someone who talks 100 mph during a conversation which makes that person sound like a fourteen year old girl

this chick came up to me and started talking 100 mph after a minute of listening i had enough and said "you sound like a verbal fourteen year old"then i just walked away, she was still talking.

by superiorbreed August 3, 2018

december fourteenth

the day where a person of a teenage age will meet their soulmate under the mistletoe

hey guess what? today is december fourteenth! you know what that means...

by miss gurl December 5, 2020

Bingo Fourteen

Something very desirable, and you don't know exactly why, but it's out of the reach of mortal man.

Dude, she's bingo fourteen.

by Plazman July 8, 2021

The fourteener

To be hesitant at first, then to pursue with gusto.

Bill told Joe that he couldn’t take the fourteener anymore, but that didn’t stop them from planning another getaway.

by Tonka wood chuck April 22, 2025

Fivever never and love fourever

A manner of respectfully expressing that someone's wish is so far out of the realm of possibility that you won't even be considering it not for one minute.

Friend 1: Can we please stop at Dutch Bro's on the way out of town?
Friend 2: Fivever never and love fourever

by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024