Fountain Pens

The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.

Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument

Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!

by Splash3579 May 28, 2019

Chunder fountain

The act of lying on ones back and being sick in a way that imitates a fountain effect

Person A: Did you see james last night?
Person B: Yeah he made a nasty chunder fountain on his face

by FPSG August 17, 2010

Milkshake Fountain

Milkshake Fountain- When someone orgasms in the mouth of another person, the receiving participant will not spit nor swallow while the person who had the orgasm continues to pee in their mouth. After both urine and cum are in the person's mouth, they will swish, as if mouthwash, the mixture around. Finally, the receiving person will tilt their head straight back and spit the mixture into the air, as if a fountain, and has it land back onto their own face.

The stressed out businessman paid good money to an escort to carryout a Milkshake Fountain for him. To the escort's disgust she obliged and performed the move wonderfully, so well in fact, stalactites formed on the motel room ceiling.

by Wheat B. Read January 28, 2016

Missouri fountain

A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.

The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.

Yooo! That homeless guy in the alley just did a Missouri fountain with that hooker!

by clitflicker47 January 17, 2021

font savant

1. Someone (mostly a graphic designer) who knows and recognizes an extraordinary amount of fonts.

2. Anyone who loves and breaths fonts

My boyfriend Ethan is a font savant , Whenever we walk our dogs, all he does is name the font used in every sign or storefront we see.

by Alex Purnell June 21, 2008

faunt

A fun aunt, just like funcle.

Also see fauntie for a more personalized touch.

Kid's mom: I am dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a faunt!

by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019

Fountain of Youth

Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.

Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)

When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)

Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.

I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.

by LB and CF January 19, 2021