Fotter Eyes

A person whose eyes are located too close to each other, demonstrating a clear lack of genetic purity

You can tell by his Fotter Eyes that this guy is not all there.

by Anon44 November 3, 2008

Fothermucker

The act of calling someone a Motherfucker, but by switching the first letters of both words around (aka Spoonerism), that individual becomes stupified by what just happened and fails to reply with any sort of equally or greater comeback.

- "You're a fucking Fothermucker!"
- "Well you're a fucking................................fuck i hate you"

by willythefugeeo March 12, 2010

Foie BLAH

A rare drink special found in a few taverns in the Chicago area. Named after foie gras, a delicacy banned in the city of Chicago, the Foie BLAH involves sticking a funnel down a patron's throat and pouring alcohol in until their liver is engorged to ten times its original size. After having a Foie BLAH the patron can never again enter the Chicago city limits, and is forced to retreat back into the suburbs. While the Foie Gras is reserved for the very rich, the Foie BLAH should not be attempted by anybody.

"I'm sorry sir, but the chart says you've had a Foie BLAH. You'll have to go to a suburban hospital to treat your alcohol poisoning."

by Jeff and Andrew May 24, 2007

footie

Short for football (i.e. soccer)

I'm going to watch the footie match this afternoon, care to join me?

by Hellish November 13, 2004

fatiema

The hottest girl in all of middle east. She's such a crazy fun person who you could never get tired of! Anybody would be lucky enough to have a fatiema in their life. She bring joy and happiness to even the saddest. God bless for fatiema's or else my life wouldn't be bearable

Woah, your dating a fatiema, you're so lucky man!!

by badbinLA May 31, 2017

fotissss

The ultimate master of roblox. His incredible high IQ allows him to set up plays that outsmart his enemies, regarding him the best on the field .The scenes always end up like John Wick's movies.

-I lost a round of phantom forces last night.
- Oh no, what happened?
- Fotissss was on the enemy team.

by Light Guy July 2, 2020

Futie

Fucking + Cutie= Futie
Instead of saying your really cute or your so fucking cute, you say your a futie :)
The word futie was first founded in 2008 Toronto Canada by a Vinthu.
Futie can be said infront of parents and teachers
The word is very short and doesnt take too long to type either
The word futie shall spread soon

IF there are more then one overly cute people, you says futies

Sanjana: blah blah blah yappinggg l
Joshua: goshh Sanjana your a futie !
Sanjana: Huh?
Joshua: a futie; a fucking cute :$
Sanjana: ohh awhh thanks thats cute :)

by Vinthu December 17, 2010