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Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
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FREETARDED

Being under a spell of non defineable unhuman naturalistic fluency; a person or creature that has long surpassed any train of thought which memory or coherence could exist. Theories exist that the name comes from those who first experience these phenomenon location-based near 56°n and 4.2 w

(not friendly; approach with caution)
Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!

There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022
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Freetard

A person who uses "it is a free country" or "you are violating my civil liberties" as an excuse to engage in malevolent, irresponsible, reckless, negligent, violent, or disorderly behavior.
Our flight got grounded because this freetard wouldn't stop shouting "you violerted muh freedurms!" when the flight attendant ordered him to wear a mask.
by TheHappyAthiest July 12, 2022
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foretard

Someone who lacks the ability to fluently speak with peers, due to being foreign, retarded, or some combination of the two.
Some foretard in Wintergrasp kept saying some nonsense about a cook for his feast.
by bentglasstube June 12, 2009
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fretard

freaking/frickin/friggin retard, idiot
That girl is such a fretard.
by that cute girl June 18, 2008
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forgeted

When you forget something in last tense.
Awww man I forgeted my gf at Walmart, she’s going to be mad.
by Forgeted May 13, 2018
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fretard

Person A: That guy over there is so annoying.
Person B: What a fretard.
Person A: Yeah, you're right.
by Rei_Uchiha April 14, 2010
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