Person 1 (in the presence of Oli) - "Mate, you look like a girl with that haircut and your dress sense is borderline homosexual"
Person 2 (speaking to Oli) - Oli, consider yourself bantered.
Person 2 (speaking to Oli) - Oli, consider yourself bantered.
by Captain Banter January 20, 2008
Is used to describe witty and abusive conversation between friends. One person is usually subject to the "Banter" and has the option to retaliate with more "Banter". Modifying the word "Banter" does not qualify as banter such as "BanterBus"; You're a "Bantersaurus" is not considered good banter. Changing the letters of "Banter" is also considered as one of the lowest forms of "Banter".
That "Banter" was hilarious last night!
by Geniuses10 March 05, 2011
this word allows the user to immediatly make any situation which has any homo erotic behaviour in it perfectly sraight.
it withdraws any notions that either party were ever performing such acts.
it withdraws any notions that either party were ever performing such acts.
boy a: hey can i jizz on your face?
boy b: yeah sure
boy a: im done
boy b: Banter!!!!
situation is no longer gay.
boy b: yeah sure
boy a: im done
boy b: Banter!!!!
situation is no longer gay.
by squirtrocks June 21, 2010
by kat October 26, 2003
"Tommy, I am extremely disappointed!"
"What did I do?"
"You didn't invite me to your banter page!"
"Well isn't this just a load of banter"
"What did I do?"
"You didn't invite me to your banter page!"
"Well isn't this just a load of banter"
by Mr Butlick May 12, 2015
Fuck Life, Be Banterous
by AidenTeran June 27, 2019
The most fucking annoying word used as an excuse by assholes to tease/bully others and get away with it pretending like a dumbass committed a crime and didn't fuckin' get put in prison.
Teacher: Who the FREAK keeps throwing paper in here?!?
Student #1: The boy in the... (interruption)
Student #2: Me? That's banter.
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLASSROOM!!! YOU ARE EXPELLED AND I BETTER NOT HEAR THAT FUCKING WORD AGAIN!!!
Student #1: The boy in the... (interruption)
Student #2: Me? That's banter.
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLASSROOM!!! YOU ARE EXPELLED AND I BETTER NOT HEAR THAT FUCKING WORD AGAIN!!!
by miwkyway753 December 16, 2014