Footlong

The size of my ex-boyfriends dick

When he slid into me....heaven on earth
When I gave him the blowjob of his life
As he cummed in my mouth
Oooh, the salty taste
Mmm I need me some more of that.

oh god, keep it coming, you have me sooo turned on with that footlong!!

by keepitcumming November 29, 2020

5 dollar footlong

a really big penis, dick, cock...

Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"

by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008

philippino footlong

A Philippino footlong is an Asian/Philippino man’s penis that is 1 foot/ 12 inches long.

Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?

Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

5 dolla footlong

1. what you owe when you hook up with someone

"Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 dolla footlong"

by getitgirrrrrl March 19, 2009

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

fraudulent footlong

a loot long wang thats been modified to equal a foot, usually by an extension, vacuum pump, or pills. etc.

girl 1: damn look at that cock on that white guy
Girl 2: nah that aint big hes got a fraudulent footlong

by The deal man May 20, 2009

Five dollar footlong line

The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.

"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."

by Rathboneee February 12, 2012