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fousting

Also: Usually .01 grams of crack or less. A German unit of measure equal to enough to field test and enough to turn in as evidence.
Officer D: "Hey can you field test some drugs for me?"
Officer G: "Sure! What did you get?"
Officer D: "Here check it out."

Officer G: "HOLY CRAP! Where is it?"
Officer D: "I know, I know, this guy just tried to eat a big rock, so all I could get on him was this fousting of crack."
Officer G: "Sounds like your suspect just got fousted!"
by Satin Latin June 19, 2010
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Hobo Footing

To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.
'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay
by H, Steve, James January 19, 2008
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Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast
by dave May 17, 2003
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Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting
So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"
by plainenough June 18, 2018
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Frosting a Deuce

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!
by Lieber47 July 24, 2009
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Frosting Face

a female that wears too much make-up, commonly found on pubescent teens or any woman with bad skin.
Q: How was that chick you were talking too?
A: She looked good at first, then I saw that she had frosting face....yuck.
by A-Jacks February 1, 2007
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