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by whateverforever December 12, 2012

Foligno

When having sex with a girl and you put your whole hand in her ass and jerk yourself off. You can also do it in variations if she can’t take the full Foligno. 1/5th, 2/5ths ,3/5ths ,4/5ths or the full Foligno.

While banging a chick I put my hand in her ass and pulled off a full Foligno

by POH and THC February 7, 2019

Fooliosis

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.

"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."

by nbolser July 3, 2005

Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

Fooding

A process which includes, but not limited to, any of these actions:
1. Finding something to eat.
2. Finding a place to eat.
3. Picking something to eat.
4. Picking a place to eat.
5. Preparing food
6. Ordering food.
7. Waiting for food
8. Eating the food
9. Cleaning up
10. Leaving the place

It could be a combination of any of the above.

Mitch: I am hungry
Greg: Want to go fooding?
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Greg: I am hungry. Time for fooding!

by Aleosha April 30, 2005

Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.

Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!

by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008

jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear

his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye

by Mooji September 22, 2008