Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg 

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009

Fondling Horklumps 

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.

"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.

Fondling Horklumps by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008

Fast Fooding 

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.

Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?

Fast Fooding by marky means July 8, 2009

foodwings 

You can order food online from FoodWings!

FoodWings.in is a recently launched website and is giving various offers from restaurants in Bhopal.

FoodWings is a Food Ordering Website in Bhopal

foodwings by Starbuzzin May 18, 2016

Orb Fondling

that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia

Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.

Orb Fondling by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022

Fooling

Fooling is the art of performing sexual deeds > (greater than) a date/kiss/makeout but < (less than) performing sexual intercourse whether its vaginal or anal. The king of fooling is Fool-Her himself. Some think of Fool-Her as a god, a role-model or even a legend. There is a point system, and whenever you fool someone you gain (or lose) points depending on the physical appearance of the person.

scenerio 1:
*Matt starts fooling female by a BJ/footjob/reverse titty fuck etc*
justin: did you fool her yet?
matt: yes, i am the fool-her. end of question.

Fooling by phreshboyasia December 29, 2010

fufu fondling 

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.

I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.

fufu fondling by aerwyn April 21, 2012