folkerts

when somebody is being licked constantly in the belly button by a cow until their belly button has been chafed off.

Hey that guy is getting a folkerts.

by greg dumbass October 27, 2006

Fulken

To be better then others in every aspect of life. To be pro at life.

Man, everything I do is so good its like I'm fulken.

by YongDiaLongZong March 11, 2010

Förkenspügen

To cover someone's knee cap in sabaceous liquids that explode from the tip of the penis.

That bitch wouldn't shut up last night, so I förkenspügen'd.

by Swishy April 8, 2005

forkendofg

n. A derogatory remark used to degrade someone.
i.e. Jackass, moron, loser

Haha Cindy is such a forkendofg!

by aGGrO October 4, 2004

Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Folkestone

a loose cunt (named after the entrance to the channel tunnel)

couldnt tell ya, how many a brave solier was lost in that folkestone!

by Sam December 1, 2003

Folkers

A group of people you like too much to call them fuckers.

Drink folkers!

by Micheal J. Caboose May 21, 2019