Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well

by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

Fubbing

the act of two men rubbing their beards together as a sign of greeting, friendship or affection. A contraction of "face rubbing".

Two mates fubbed as they met, by rubbing their beards against each other.

"Wow, did you just see those two gingers fubbing, that was awesome !!"
"Now I want to be fubbed"

by shadowbear September 3, 2014

Fobbing

Verb: Listening to Fall Out Boy (FOB) repeatedly until orgasm is achieved through the eardrums. Much like fapping, but instead of lube you have Fall Out Boy's sound waves, instead of genitalia you are using your eardrums, and in place of the kleenex is your soul.

1: I sat at work sending emails and Fobbing for a few hours.

2: Man, he sure knows how to have a good time, Fobbing like that is quite the luxury.

3: Getting drunk and Fobbing is the only way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

4: Grab some mickey's and come over, Fall Out Boy's new album dropped, we have some serious fobbing to do.

by MaverickKira April 9, 2013

Fobbing

Uncontrollable sobbing over the band, Fall Out Boy

Patrick Stump: I can't see me doing Fall Out Boy for a while
Girl: *starts fobbing*

by Ryan Ross the Mormon Magnet October 21, 2011

fobinator

someone that thinks they're the coolest person alive, but in reality they are the biggest fob ever.

Akhil: Hey Raeesa do you like what im wearing right now???
Raeesa: Akhil thats such a fobby dress, you're such a fobinator.

by Dj Brown Kid November 8, 2009

Fabbing

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your penis making it red then you make her cream pie getting it on your penis making it white then you do anal with her getting shit on your penis making a brown layer along with the red and white layers therefor your penis now looks like a fab ice lolly

I’m going fabbing tonight with my bird, could get messy

by Bog is a milf 123 January 9, 2022

Flobbing

The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.

That's disgusting, she's flobbing.

by 90's kid October 24, 2012