Karen flump

When a middle aged curvaceous lady wearing just a bobble hat asked to speak to the manager whilst rubbing a marshmallow flump along her lady rolls.

Karen's been flumping

The office Karen flump

by The dirty marshmallow January 6, 2022

flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010

FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

Flumptuous

A happy fat person.

Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.

by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012

Flumped

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.

'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'

by PG :) September 1, 2009

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

Nutty Flump

A fart with such ferocity that it leaves light brown marshmallows in the seat of one's underpants.

Do you have a spare pair of undies your Majesty? I have just done a world record nutty flump.

by nuttyflumper May 23, 2009