Fluffing the Pillows 

The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.

Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.

Fluffing the Pillows by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009

fuffin

Fuffin
(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.

Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.

fuffin by Chauncy Huffington, Jr. May 16, 2007

fuffin

A combination of a fupa and a muffin top . Occurs when the fupa is so large that creates a muffin top effect.

Mabel should go on a diet, her fuffin is almost touching her titties.

fuffin by Gene S. April 11, 2008

Fluffing the dolphin 

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

Fluffing the dolphin by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

Fuffin

When chats censor out fucking. This word replaces it perfectly.

It is also a discreet way to swear at your children.

This word was made by Badwolf_Jay and Heartisdiamond whilst trying to avoid the fucking moderator.

“What a waste of fuffin time”
“Clean your fuffin room”

Fuffin by BadwolfJay March 11, 2019

Willow Fluffins 

when someone has no idea what they're talking about, but they sounds like they do. often paired with shaking your head.

"blahblah blah im not really saying anything important i just sound like i am"......
mumble - "willow fluffins" & shake your head.

Willow Fluffins by Sarah Morrison September 10, 2010

fluffing

The act of increasing your friends' self-esteem by complimenting him or flirting with him, even if you have no real interest in dating him.

Don't worry about me and Eric, I was just fluffing him up.

fluffing by Rabid Nozomi September 20, 2009