Florida

Florida can be divided into two distinct regions: north Florida and south Florida. North Florida has a more "Deep South" feel, while in south Florida, it seems that everyone is from New York, is Jewish, is Hispanic, or any combination of these. The person before who said that north florida has all the old people must be living under a rock. You can't go on any road in SoFlo where there isn't some old geezer in a Buick driving 15 mph and holding up traffic

North Florida resident: My name's Billy Bob and I enjoy huntin, fishin, n muddin. South Florida resident: My name is Jonah Goldstein and I enjoy playing golf, shuffleboard, and bingo.

by Da561Man November 10, 2011

florida slang

florida slang is a common term used by most floridians who use florida slang.

heres a few examples for what they mean
bih: person, place or thing
wildin/wildin out: acting crazy and being free at a party or in general
finna: going to/gonna go
slide: come over/coming over

ay, you wit that florida slang?
ya, dawg i finna slide over to yo house @ 2

by bruh look at dis dude June 12, 2019

Florida Man

A type of man whose behaviour is idiotic but people laugh it off because they are from Florida. This name (Florida Man) is used in countless news articles. So, people made it a meme.

"Florida Man caught drinking beer while watching cornhub"

by ABrightLight October 6, 2020

Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.

"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"

by Pill Collins January 12, 2010

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016

see straight to Florida

An English language slang term of American origin describing the ability to see someone's genitals.

"It was like steel, not steel, but hard plastic, and if you stood behind me you could see straight to Florida. You'll have to ask Boba Fett about that."
- Carrie Fisher (1956-2016), the actress who played Princess Leia in the "Star Wars" saga, talking about the Slave Leia Bikini from "Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi"

by Chief of the Okhrana October 9, 2019

Jack and kill, florida

Alternate name for jacksonville, fl. Known for extremely high crime and murder rates.

Dude, another person got shot on the north side. Just another day in good old jack and kill, florida.

by duval_cracka March 17, 2011