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Footslap

When you get slapped by a foot. In a slapping motion of slappy-ness. It is not a kick. It's A Slap. Of The foot. The foot-slap is usually used on the thigh, or foot.
Gay: Ouch! Why did you footslap me!? (On My Leg)
Guy: Cause you licked my omelette biatch!
by Dave (Jakeness) February 15, 2010
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Footsle

Footsle is a way to show affection for your loved ones. It’s another form of sex but can not get someone pregnant. It works well for people who have a foot fetish.
Sembiyan: I want to have footsle with you!
Bob: Me too!
*Sembiyan shoves his foot in and out of bobs

mouth*
*Bob is having the time of his life because he has a foot fetish and having a foot inside his mouth is pleasurable for both Bob and Sembiyan*
by FootsleFan July 23, 2019
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footsex

The most sacred and revolutional forms of love making, involving a foot to the genitals (in a loving, affectionate matter), from one partner to the other.
Hey, baby! How about you come over here and footsex me in the ass/vaj.
by Rinjii April 26, 2010
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whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.
Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.
by t3hKEG December 12, 2007
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flooster

Vag, chicane
Up The Flooster, Floostering around, how's your flooster
by FelOoster March 31, 2017
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Footsy

A game played in Elementary School and Middle School where children try to kick one another's legs under the table. Without get into trouble.
Natalie and Jake where playing Footsy in class. Suddenly, Natalie accidentally kicked Jake in his private area. He wanted to scream because Natalie kicked super hard, but Jake had to hold it in so they wouldn't get into trouble.
by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010
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Footscray Bulldogs

A mighty Australian Rules fotball team which trades under the name Wstern Bulldogs.

Established in 1883, the Footscray players have a notorious reputatio of being ruggged and uncompromising, and are known for ripping apart their opposition unmercilessly. And they also play football on the weekend.

The visiting team expects to receive a typical local greeting upon arrival in Footscray, which usually involves being attacked with ninja stars and nunchucks and then being turned into dim sims and served up at local Chinese restaurant - Jimmy Wongs - for 50 cents per serving.
Oh, you are playing the Footscray Bulldogs this week...Have you written you packed soy sauce?
by Papa13 January 1, 2011
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