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Flood my basement

Seeing someone attractive and it makes you feel horny
"Girl I just saw Justin Bieber and I just about flood my basement"
by Meowmix June 4, 2015
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Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair
Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
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Floodlikes

When someone floods your notifications with likes of your photos, wall posts, etc.
Thanks for the floodlikes, honey!
by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014
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Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013
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Flash Flood Dump

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.
Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014
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Mud Flood

A diuretic bowl movement of legendary proportions. Always happens at least opportune time.
Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.
by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017
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floods

pants that are unintentionally too shortin the hem. so named because you can walk in a flood with them and they won't get wet.

aka high waters.
i gained 10 pounds and my new pants turned into floods.
by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003
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