Floojer

The opposite of the name Skeeter; something whose traits are the opposite of those you would expect from something named Skeeter

“Why is your cat named Floojer?” “Because he’s the opposite of a Skeeter”

by Bluekoolaidman April 27, 2021

flooger

v. flooger; floogering; Usually done in Lethoso

We went to Lethoso to Flooger

by Alex Johansen June 20, 2007

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

floogerbind

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.

"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"

by lilchels89 September 9, 2008

flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

flooders

An insulting term for pants that seem to be about 4" too short for the wearer, and can thus be worn in a flood with no danger of becoming wet.

Also see highwaters.

Bro, you gotta buy some new pants. Them flooders ain't cutting it.

by redgyul August 30, 2005

floomer

A person who believe Covid-19 is no worse than seasonal flu.

“It’s just a flu, bro.”
“Stop being such a floomer.”

by amonfire May 3, 2020