floofen

A cute little thing

That kitten is such a floofen!
Look at that little girl, what a floofen.

by The Ren November 4, 2010

Getting Flooded

To consume large amounts of alcohol, to the extent that one cannot control their actions.

Mike is getting flooded tonight, we got that Grey Goose.

by Strat-a-tat April 1, 2010

Yellow Floofers

Not a yellow floofy thing, you sick person.
Mistaking them as such will cause a group of federal officers to come and kidnap you in your sleep.

A yellow floofer is sadly too often mistaken as a yellow floofy thing. For those who truly know the difference, seeing someone who doesn't provokes a strong negative reaction.

Person 1: Is it time?

Person 2: I believe so.

Person 1: Get the yellow floofers.

Person 2: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You FOOL!!!!!!

by Jimbobob5536 November 9, 2009

floored

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

by MacDillo January 1, 2009

foofed

Getting dressed up, dolled up, adding a bit more glamor to your current appearance. Doing something extra nice to your hair, clothing, etc. Looking more "hot" than you already are!

I am going to get a little foofed up tonight, so I'll look good for my hot date with Jeff.

by Sarahricaz September 26, 2008

Floored

To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.

Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.

by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009

flooded cave

When a male urinates inside the vagina or anus of a female or the anus of a male during sexual intercourse.

I had to piss so bad but I didnt want to stop fucking her so I have her a flooded cave.

by Erik L. July 25, 2006