by floopyiering man March 19, 2014
Get the Floobyier mug.A Peruvian method of torture involving a two-screw coat hanger. The process is as follows:
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.
by jquamus April 27, 2020
Get the flombompistulate mug.by ileikchikennuggets123456 October 16, 2020
Get the flompy flimpy mug.Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.
The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
by nextstone December 21, 2021
Get the flombusing mug.Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.
We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.
Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022
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A word originating from the furry fandom.
Typically used to describe an anthropomorphic person or animal as being observantly fluffy enough to be comfortable to rest on.
The word is a combination of “fluffy” and “comfy”.
A word originating from the furry fandom.
Typically used to describe an anthropomorphic person or animal as being observantly fluffy enough to be comfortable to rest on.
The word is a combination of “fluffy” and “comfy”.
by CelestialCat29 March 4, 2023
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