The Floaty Effect

When a girl floats whilst underwater-fucking to get into a prime position that is otherwise impossible out of water.

Jasmine was too short to bend over, so we fucked in the pool and the floaty effect made up for it

by 6th hour geometry January 10, 2018

floaty bag

A person who is not very smart.

I hate when Alex gets invited out, she's a bit of a floaty bag and always says something dumb.

by Llloooggg April 6, 2020

Pancake floaty

A large round rainbow floaty the shape of a pancake

“Wanna ride on the pancake floaty?”
“Yes. The pancake is so fun.”

by Pancakefloaty June 28, 2021

Deep sea diving with the floaties on

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.

Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!

by LPeezy February 2, 2022

Floatyness

The feeling of being high or beyond happy, often to the extent that one becomes deaf to anything outside their own head. Always used on girls, as any guy described as being 'floaty' would be considered gay.

Lily was all floaty after Ryan asked her out - I had to scream in her ear before she realised algebra was over.

The floatyness was so bad after Sunday morning that I was hopeless for the rest of the month.

by A. A. L. March 15, 2007

Floaty

That one child who randomly appears in your life at the most random of times. They are a great friend to
have and will always be there for you though. They always make you feel better when you're down and
are usually great artists/people.

Give me a mcfloaty...

by Floaty mc floats November 26, 2021

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023