A slut who changes schools, because at her previous school she was a huge whore. Tries to start over new and fresh, but everyone soon discovers she's still a skank, and a Dixie Floater
by 11mikey March 14, 2008
Get the dixie floater mug.Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.
"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010
Get the broad floater mug.A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).
by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
Get the Belgian Floater mug.really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...
Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...
Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow April 3, 2010
Get the Mega Floaties mug.When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air
by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017
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Get the Betty ford floater mug.A phrase originating from a TikTok video of a family inserting a large, spherically shaped chocolate ball into a mug of milk in order to quirkily create a hot chocolate mixture. Seconds into the video, a child is heard screeching, "it's a floater", indicating that the chocolate ball is taking a long time to melt, which is essentially stating the obvious in a failed attempt to act in a comedic fashion.
Emily: That bouncer surely denied us entry into the club because we're so hot. He definitely had a Grimace Shake in Ohio prior to his shift, LOL!
Everyone waiting in line: "It's a floater!" type shit...
Everyone waiting in line: "It's a floater!" type shit...
by tmkkmt August 3, 2023
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