Florch

When one is

A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals

B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety

Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"

OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"

by Florch my porch December 17, 2016

Flowchart

An office tool, made by connecting shapes with arrows. Each path on the flowchart is a different decision made by the person using it. People often use flowcharts to make jokes about decisions made by specific people, or groups of people. They are hard to use in actual situations, so they are vastly underused.

"Dude, have you seen that flowchart that tells you what you want to watch on youtube?"
"Yeah, I ended up watching dominoes for three hours."

by RojinBlaze July 1, 2014

froached

A method of cooking eggs using equal amounts of water and butter in a frying pan, halfway between frying and poaching.

"Would you like a couple of froached eggs on toast?"

"Ooh yes please."

by Mongol1 February 7, 2017

Flochsheadtumor

A very intelligent young man who makes amazing takes, never misses.

Have you heard of “flochsheadtumor”? he is very handsome and never misses!

by Omari reyes March 11, 2021

flochrule34

Flochrule34 is obsessed w floch and is very hot this is written by arminslittletoe

i love armin -flochrule34

by Arminslittletoe September 4, 2021

floocher

A person that hangs around the flooch area way too long that their indecision pisses off the receiver.

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by: PookyJuice Feb. 4, 2016

Hey! make up your damn mind, either lick my pussy or eat my ass, but stop hanging around in the flooch area, you are pissing me off!
floocher
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by: PookyJuice Feb. 4, 2016

by PookyJuice October 3, 2016

Foach

Fake coach - part-time daddy coach who doesn't commit to really coaching softball (or any sport really) who has also shown no discernable knowledge regarding the game.

Player 1: Is foach here?

Player 2: No he is foaching for the soccer team right now.

Player 1: Well, we know what is more important to him, don't we?

by FunnyHahaX2 November 21, 2011