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Fake coach - part-time daddy coach who doesn't commit to really coaching softball (or any sport really) who has also shown no discernable knowledge regarding the game.
Player 1: Is foach here?

Player 2: No he is foaching for the soccer team right now.

Player 1: Well, we know what is more important to him, don't we?
Foach by FunnyHahaX2 November 21, 2011
Related Words
foach • Foached • facho • fach • facha • fache • Fachina • Fachri • Fiachra • foch
A fake Coach purse.
Ohmigod, Sarah! Your foach looks totally real!
foach by bobbytrendy April 6, 2008
Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
Adjective
Pronounced /fōsh/
Means something that is legit, real, fresh, cool, true, authentic, awesome.
Does not have a superlative (something cannot be "focher, or fochest. It is either foche or it isnt)
bruh, these yeezys are foche. I bought them straight from Kanye himself.
Foche by foshe-broshe March 13, 2017

Feachurning

The act of incessantly churning out software features that nobody ever asked for under the delusion that that is the solution to all problems ever. Often, such features are solutions looking for problems. It is usually seen in software companies where the person or people in charge are so far detached from reality that their lack of intuitive understanding of the problem space and ignorance manifest as a never ending stream of pointless features, generally on the UI, that slowly corrode the software.
I wish the flashlight app stopped feachurning to become a social network, payments, banking, and crypto trading app, all rolled into one.

Folchalable

Folding table with attached seats in the cafeteria.
We have Badminton practice in the multi-purpose room, so we have to fold and push the folchalables to the side.
Folchalable by N3andNH April 20, 2010
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