Fake coach - part-time daddy coach who doesn't commit to really coaching softball (or any sport really) who has also shown no discernable knowledge regarding the game.
Player 1: Is foach here?

Player 2: No he is foaching for the soccer team right now.

Player 1: Well, we know what is more important to him, don't we?
by FunnyHahaX2 November 21, 2011
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Ohmigod, Sarah! Your foach looks totally real!
by bobbytrendy April 4, 2008
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To ruin or to botch something so perfect .
Ayo bitch .. why you cheat on me doe.. you foached up a perfectly good relationship !!
by Man cheetah November 6, 2018
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