fake flexing

When you flex something that isn’t yours

Ex: “Hey let me borrow your gucci belt to post on my story “
“Damn bro why you fake flexing”

by Shikaflaka October 29, 2017

Flepina

Tajný jazyk, který použijete, pokud se snažíte kamuflovat to, co se ve skutečnosti snažíte říct.

Z lat.: Flecto (křivit), alpinus (alpsky) = křivit alpsky (tzn. křivit pravdu ve velkém)

"Včera jsme potkali mého otravného souseda, tak jsem všem snažil nenápadně flepinou naznačit, že bychom ho neměli poslouchat."

"Moc dobře veděla, o čem jsme se bavili, a tak ani flepina nepomohla."

by NavYn March 9, 2016

Hamdan Flexing

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.

This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.

by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017

Flex

Showing off your valuables in a non-humble way

Man 1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet
Man 2: dont be flexing on me like that nigga

by xD-anomaly-Dx July 30, 2017

Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013