Flato

The lesser known brother of the ancient Greek philosopher, Plato, a philosopher in his own right, but essentially disparaged and discriminated against due to his most profoundly noxious and horrific farting disorder which kept him isolated and later imprisoned in a sealed cell located underground.

Unfortunately nobody would listen to poor Flato, as to listen back then meant proximity and this was nearly impossible for anyone with a sense of smell to bear.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 26, 2019

flatnose

A Jehovah's Witness: 'flatnose' is a medical condition caused by spending a lifetime of having front doors slammed in your face by annoyed householders.

"Don't answer the doorbell Jane, it'll be that pair of flatnoses I just saw knocking next door"

by British Atheist April 25, 2008

Flatron

A girl or a women who has very tiny boobs,A girls with minimal boobs.
Antonym: A girl or women with large heavy or big boobs

Madiha is such a Flatron.

by Naqaash October 3, 2005

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

What the flagnogg?

n.
usually replaced for WTF?
meaning what the fuck?

Girl; what the fuck happened?
Guy;no! now we say what the flagnogg.
Girl;ohh ok.then what the flagnogg happened?

meaning;
What the flagnogg?

by Blondie_Cheese March 30, 2009

Flatjob

Like a footjob, but using flats. The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing flats, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Marie had on the cutest flats last night, and gave me a awesome flatjob!

by turionss June 18, 2014