A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.
Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!
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A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner
A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.
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Get the flamboasting mug.When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!
by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010
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Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"
Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."
Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"
Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."
Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."
Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"
Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."
Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
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