Someone who is too lazy or too inept to set the clock on their VCR or other digital device that has a clock, but isn't a clock itself.
They are a couple of 12:00 flashers.
by Raziel Ja'Tier April 20, 2003
Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)
Hey Johnny you busy?
Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.
Can't she do that herself?
Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...
Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.
Can't she do that herself?
Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...
by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023
Noun
Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.
Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"
by Figa Hunter November 07, 2013
tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.
We've got a twelve o'clock flasher
by Pony Boy September 10, 2003
An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this
by hot Ethel June 30, 2011
A psuedo flasher is someone who wears their nasty flesh coloured panties out of necessity (it's laundry day, all their other underwear was burnt in a house fire, etc) and the fly on their jeans is wide open. Usually they don't realize this for hours. Upon realization, the psuedo flasher can a)see the hilarity of the situation or b)be completely humilated and move to a different city/country/planet. Ideally a pseudo flasher would feel mildly horrified but mostly pleased.
Cheryl: Man, I was walking around the park all day long, I didn't realize I was being a psuedo flasher until I got home last night.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad February 01, 2011
Inmate 1: Tony watch out for the 4 way flasher while you showering
Inmate 2: What you mean 4 way flasher?
Finds out what 4 way flasher is.
Inmate 2: What you mean 4 way flasher?
Finds out what 4 way flasher is.
by JimboFishCockSucker42 June 16, 2023