Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.

"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."

by Cavalirium June 4, 2021

Flashturbate

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

by bonobos September 20, 2011

Flashbang Noob

When a player on a game which has flashbangs on it, such as counter-strike and counter-strike:Source, uses it through inadequate means. He/she would use it all the time and generally on one person, due to a lack of skill.

The Flashbang Noob threw two flashbangs at me when I was alone because they have no skill.

by CraZyMaNiac January 9, 2009

Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

by Onislize May 15, 2005

alaskan flashbang

Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang

"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"

by Gman494423 September 13, 2011

Flashbanged

When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.

Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"

by SoTrueeeeBro November 30, 2010

fishburn

the fucking sexiest last name alive or also known as a a girl who has a very big ass

Dam that Claire girl has a nice fishburn.

by bubblebee February 22, 2005