Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011

NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

flarp

the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you

*farts while being fucked*

"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"

by 0x616c697361 April 8, 2024

Flarping

When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth

Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard

by Ghf319 June 11, 2022

Flarp

Kids toy from a dollar store that makes fart like noises and is putty like.

Pussy when wet sounds like flarp.

by CAT1015 March 13, 2015

Flarp

dying fish

I am a flarping fish.

by gh98764 June 15, 2018