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gum flapping

Gabby is gum flapping again
by MrButcher December 21, 2016
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slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.
Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.
by JakeMontana February 12, 2017
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flapping vagina

A superlative form of "pussy", referring to a weak, cowardly or excessively whiny. Can also be used as a verb - flapping one's vagina.

See also big flapping vagina.
I don't care if you're hurt - get back in the game, you flapping vagina.

Verb form:
Person 1 - I don't feel like going out tonight. I've got a ton of things to do, and I have a headache, and the bars are too smoky, and I don't have any clean clothes, and....
Person 2 - Your vagina is flapping - get ready and LET'S GO!
by bws55 October 12, 2007
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flappity cheeks

a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.
grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?

grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!

grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!

grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!

grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
by negro jones strikes again December 9, 2008
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flippitty dip

The art of slapping ones penis against the cheeks of a friendly lady on her knees. Best performed whilst drunk and with a good sort.
by ben milne April 10, 2005
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Chest Flappies

Boobs that are large enough to flap up and down
Jim--"Hey Bill check out them chest flappies"

Bill--"They look quite alright"
by way2ez4_sully November 18, 2009
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swingin' on the flippity flop

GUY #1: What are you up to?
GUY #2: Just swingin' on the flippity flop.
by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011
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