big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.

I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

Flapador

1. A fancy dress hat.
2. A hat with airplane wings on the side.
3. An extremely boring person to talk to.

1. Yo, hand me my flapador.
2. Damn, he is just a flapador.

by Relyting February 1, 2009

Flapped it

A person who chickened out and ran away from a challenge and / or a fight.

Person 1: Aw mate, how was Jake and John's fight yesterday?
Person 2: It was complete and utter shit! John absolutely flapped it!

by HoldenAlucard July 16, 2016

flipping my flapjack

"making me happy", "giving me satisfaction"

"This Denver omelette is really flipping my flapjack"
"Football never really flipped my flapjack. I've always been a baseball guy."

by Dave Black Irish September 22, 2011

backdoor flapjack

the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat

Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?

by jordayler February 23, 2011

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.

by ItsAlrightI'mADoctor March 7, 2010

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013