flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs

dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013

Flamingo and a Dingo

A relationship between a beautiful person and an asshole.

Sam and Ollie's relationship is like a flamingo and a dingo.

by zizzlezazzle August 11, 2018

flaming ambush

When you're banging a girl from behind and you set fire to her pubes.

Dude, Brenda was getting it good and to add to the excitment, I decided to give her a flaming ambush

by Mark Philip Hurd May 27, 2008

Flaming Asshole

One who takes a sparkler, shoves one end into their ass, lights it, and runs around until it dies out.

4th of July became so much better when Jimmy decided it would be fun to pull a flaming asshole.

by ph2music September 19, 2010

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Flaming Amazon

A sexual act whereas, you lght your mates pubic hair's on fire and put out the fire with your jizz!

Yo girl when bobby gave me that Flaming amazon I itched for weeks

by Chris And Tim February 15, 2003

Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.

Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010