fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking ssomeone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she liked it."

by Bob May 13, 2005

fladoodles

any made up product usually asked for at a local superstore. (such as walmart, kmart, target, etc.) Remember to use many hand motions to describe the so called "fladoodle"

You: "Excuse me sir can you help me find some fladoodles?"
Employee: "Sorry ma'am we don't carry those."
You "WHY CAN'T ANYBODY FIND FLADOODLES?"

by Pink&Blue March 1, 2009

flajunkled

in a confused state of mind. fretting profusely. very hyper and loud. flabergasted

my friend was talking 90 miles a minute and i couldn't understand her....I WAS SO FLAJUNKLED

by vicky and kendall October 4, 2008

Fladoodle

The state of being in between a conundrum & a relationship (:

I love my fladoodle, because he's fat.

by WHATTHEFRENCHTOAST January 29, 2009

fladoodle

A word used to replace profanity

Jill yelled fladoodle when she tripped.

by Utonduragu March 18, 2008

Fladoodled

The word that one would say when he/she gets frustrated,Angry,confused,etc.

Its also nice just to throw out there...you know?

Mom:Im sorry you cant go to your friends house.
Child:UGGGGHHH IM SO FLADOODLED!!!!!!
Mom:WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
Child:Fladoodled?
Mom:yeah that whats it mean?
Child: IDK I yell it when im angry/etc
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CONFUSED EXAMPLE

Person:WHAT THE FLADOODLE IS THAT??!!

by Carl-E June 23, 2009

fadonkey

Mike Germain getting laid up the ass whole by a dog (preferably a great dian)

Me: hi
Mike: hi
Me: what are you doing
Mike: getting fucked up the ass whole sideways by a great dian and im getting a fadonkey
Me: That's a bit awkward

by jjmann2000 March 12, 2011