Pabeth Flabanabba

An ex-Mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. He is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his buttcrack, a saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times, pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly g-string that accentuates his pimpled butt. However, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but pass over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping sea cucumber. The g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.

Person 1: "Damn, look at that Pabeth Flabanabba over there..."
Person 2: "I can't stop looking at that package. His poor wives...."

by urmomxox April 20, 2018

Flabdarkidank

A Person, Place or thing in the language of Leonid Bushky!

"Hey Vlardack, I'm goin' to pick up a flabdarkidank, so we can twist up this L"

"Hey Skeeter, are you going to Flabdarkidank's house tonight?"

"Yo my nucca, come thru to the flabdarkidank! NOW!"

by JMAYZ21 August 31, 2008

Flabalanche

(noun): The abdominal area of someone whose body has normal fat distribution, except for their stomach, which is so fattened by beer, it is an avalanche of flab spilling over their pants.

Yo my uncle bob unbuttoned his pants and we got smothered in his flabalanche and nearly suffocated

by Frau Kak March 10, 2003

flabalanche

The effect caused when a woman with a large gut or gunt wears low rise pants thus causing an avalanche of flab over the top of the pants. see also muffin top.

That bitch had on true religion jeans, but that flabalanche was killing me.

by sam cheng April 21, 2006

Flabadabadoo

A common way to greet others.

"Hey Kevin."

"FLABADABADOO!!"

by ssobecuaseht November 25, 2011

Flabalanche

1. Found on someone morbidly obese; the stomach area is sloping forward, often overlapping the genital area.
2.Can also be found in the back area, where fat hangs down, resembling the snow-waves of an avalanche.

An extremely large person walks by.
John: Hey Sally, check out that flabalanche!
Sally: Holy Crap!

by dansw1fe January 12, 2009

flabdal

A very fat person

That guy is the biggest flabdal!

by Rabs March 10, 2004