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flab monkey 

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.
Chris is such a flab monkey.
flab monkey by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

flab jockey 

a flab jockey is someone, male or female, who likes to sleep with or ride fat people
Look at that flab jockey riding that fatty!
flab jockey by paul grimsley September 14, 2008
A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.
Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

flab pack by never fail to amaze September 26, 2008

flab tackle 

When a person of intense weight tackles you using nothin but body fat
Yo watch out or she's going to flab tackle your ass
flab tackle by Thedopeman February 1, 2016

flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.
Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.
flab packing by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017

Flab Job 

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
Flab Job by Sinkliner May 27, 2018