Maidment Flan Juice

Maidment Flan Juice is the excess botty jizz that seeps out of the anus whilst being plunged by a penis or sex toy!

Stephen licked up the Maidment Flan Juice from Edwards taint whilst Justin pumped him raw!

by Russell Hobbs II May 10, 2018

P-Flan

1. Someone who thinks they are "hip" or "with it" when in reality they are a walking joke. Someone who still has their mother take them shopping for clothes even though they are 20 years old. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him.

3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington

1. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"

2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party".

3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up".

by WhatelyMAslippers430 October 31, 2009

jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.

Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.

by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017

Jack back flan

when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them

Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night

by cumluvrrrr February 7, 2022

Flannelman

Mythical decentralized being with untold financial potential. Said to transform economic structures by mere power of checkered presence. Lives both on and off the blockchain.

"I was living in my mom's basement until Flannelman taught me about Decentralized Oracles"

by Andie Arbeit January 30, 2019

flaniganed

To completely fuck something up. To be completely fucked.

"Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."

"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."

by micromanagedman August 21, 2016

Flanal

Noun. The act of anal coitus while flailing on a stimulant (s), especially crystal meth.

"we got some good shit and had flanal for 3 days straight".

by Cluecille November 16, 2021