maidment

Maidment - surname
Maidment is basically someone who is absolutely ridiculously an eejit...he will be chastised and teased for the rest of his days.

"michael maidment"

by i know your srname November 4, 2013

Maidment Flan Juice

Maidment Flan Juice is the excess botty jizz that seeps out of the anus whilst being plunged by a penis or sex toy!

Stephen licked up the Maidment Flan Juice from Edwards taint whilst Justin pumped him raw!

by Russell Hobbs II May 10, 2018

Lucy Maidment

White/Pale

Person 1 "did you see how pale that girl was"
Person 2 "Yeah she's such a Lucy Maidment"

To say a person is pale/white/albino

by yourmum4206921 October 28, 2018

madmentia

A delusional state brought on by prolonged exposure to the AMC series Mad Men so much so that it skews one's view of what is and what is not acceptable behavior in the workplace or in the home.

When Ben walked into work today, his office assistant Kathy asked him if he needed any coffee. He tossed his trench coat on her desk, slapped her ass, and told her to make him a drink. He was later summoned by Nancy in Human Resources and was subsequently suspended for madmentia, which had just been added to the codes of conduct due to the show's success.

by The West September 22, 2009

maidentracy

one of my lovely mutuals!! I love their cosplays so much, they always end up looking really good and cool, if you see this I hope u have a lovely day

-Wow, have you heard of maidentracy? I think she’s really talented at cosplaying!
-Yeah, I have! In fact I follow them.

by rfazen69 March 21, 2021

maidmentalist

Someone who advocates rape on the basis that masochism is the origin of feminine desire

That bloke was wearing a t-shirt saying "Calm down luv, lets not turn this rape into a murder!" What a maidmentalist!

by Sid Maid August 20, 2006