Filterous

A person who uses filters on their pictures to catfish others.

Leah is looking real filterous today in her pix.

by Filterous Fans May 31, 2017

Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 4, 2019

Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

by Aircroth March 28, 2009

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013

Grandma fister

One who attempts to stick his entire fist (sometimes both) inside a woman above the age of 65.

1. Ethan, you're such a grandma fister. That bitch was old as hell.

2. Damn Ethan quit your grandma fisting older women and do your homework!

by Connor James Plaza November 16, 2011

ur sister fister

Stronged then any of the ur mom gay insults

Person 1 : ur mom gay

Person 2 : ur dad lesbian

Person 3 : Ur granny Tranny

You : ur sister fister

*world melts and universe explodes*

by Zygno April 4, 2018