2 definitions by jtmalott
OfficerClumsy: I eat beans and love to lick bean juice from pats cock. Here's a picture of us docking:
Iron: "STOP!" Weilding Expaddlebur, Iron banishes Clumsy from the server.
Iron: "STOP!" Weilding Expaddlebur, Iron banishes Clumsy from the server.
by jtmalott October 7, 2019
The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.
It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"
by jtmalott April 4, 2019