illegal fireworks

Fireworks you buy over county or state lines and bring back for fun.

We smuggled illegal fireworks into the county.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 26, 2005

firework powder

The correct way to say 'gunpowder' is firework powder.

Many people do not know this as it was only finalised a short while ago due to an incident of someone throwing up their liver (yikes!)
Phil Knight, the smart person who changed the name said that 'people have benefited greatly from this change of awful wording'

Grace: iT's GuNpOwDeR nOt FiReWoRk PoWdEr!
Sane person: actually it is firework powder you idiot

by Let me hear you say wayhoo November 5, 2019

suburban fireworks safari

viewing professional fireworks displays from second level or master suite/retreat windows from ones air conditioned and pest controlled suburban home or friends/neighbors in order to avoid the elements and traffic.

Children get in the car we are going on a "Suburban fireworks safari" at Mrs. xxxx's.

Kids:But why? Because it is too hot, there are too many mosquitoes and too much traffic.

You can see the fireworks from her bedroom window! Because Mrs. xxxx's window in not blocked by a full grown tree.

by stay at home July 4, 2009

Tijuana Firework

When you shit and vomit at the same time.

Don't drink the water, it gave me some nasty Tijuana fireworks

by TequilatTittyTwister July 10, 2015

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 3, 2018

White Firework

When you *ejaculate* underwater and it starts to *float* it's called a "White Firework*

I was underwater with my goggles on until I saw some *White Fireworks*

by BigPenisBlackMan March 14, 2022

creator's fireworks

A way in which people from southern states like Texas, Oklahoma and Alabama say "Lightning"

Hey y'all come look at the sky! We got some creator's fireworks!

by Sheik Bluntstone February 18, 2017