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five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
by Gullek November 20, 2011
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pinky finger

The last littlest finger at the outside of the hand. Some people lift it as they drink tea. It's also used to "Pinky Swear", interlocking with a promise of something 2 people agree upon.
I always raise my pinky finger no matter what I'm drinking~tea, like Royalty, or any other beverage.
by Starchylde June 6, 2016
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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"
by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021
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3-finger salute

A signal used to let others know that you’re in to pegging. Left hand or right can be a universal signal that you like to engage in the act of pegging
He gave me the 3-finger salute and that is how I knew he wanted to be pegged.
by Pettybettybroccoli July 22, 2021
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pleb filter

Piece of art/entertainment which is extremely inaccessible to the common person; this may be due to its complex or unusual nature.
Term usually used to state the superiority of said piece, while implying that anybody who can't enjoy it isn't experienced or open-minded enough to do so.
Dude 1: This band's records were mostly easy to listen, but the last one is very strange. Most songs last more than 10 minutes and there's a lot of ambient sections.
Dude 2: Wow, did anybody even manage to get into this at all?
Dude 1: Almost nobody. It's their ultimate pleb filter.
by geologo August 17, 2017
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Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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foam finger

An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.
Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.
by Daedalus Suburbanus August 29, 2013
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