Fintermer

Just like a Chreaster is a Christian who only makes church appearances at Christmas and Easter, a Fintermer is a student who only makes library appearances during Midterms and Finals. Fintermers thus crowd the library and take all of your regular spots. These are typically students of the easy majors like communication studies and sociology who wait until the last minute to do everything (because they can... so, I guess, who can blame them?).

Regular: Damn Fintermers are everywhere, I can't find a place to sit!

Fintermer: Hey dude, it's not my fault that I don't do shit until the last minute. I was too busy following every sport and sitcom to get my work done. I need to keep current for social networking, bro.

by DisgruntledMedStudent May 5, 2010

finkelsmorg

A random word to yell at passerbys that make them think you're either retarded or high.

Hello. How are you? FINKELSMORG!!!

by Savannah May 13, 2005

finelime

sex icon

guy: damn that guy knows how to code in python? he's a certified finelime

by yunghanah2 April 29, 2021

fintech dipshitery

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.

Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.

by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021

finteresting

Funny/Interesting. Why use 2 words when you could use 1 long and inconvenient one??

James' assless chaps were very finteresting.

by JphilibusterSTO December 25, 2009

Finkelstein

German/Jewish last name that roughly translates to 'Sparkle Stone'

Guy 1: Wait what did you say your last name was?
Guy 2: Finkelstein, why?
Guy 1: What's that even supposed to mean?
Guy 2: I think it means sparkle stone or something like that.
Guy 1: Cool I guess

by SeldomFire17 December 7, 2016

finkels

noun

Someone who is incredibly clumsy; a clumzie.
Said person may be a bit of an airhead and may also forget to think before speaking.

(After someone trips)... "Gosh, you're such a finkels!"
(After someone drops something)... "Why don't you just change your name to finkels, huh?!"
(After someone asks a really stupid question)... "That was soo finkels of you!"

by northeast May 4, 2006