fiberection

A term for the pleasure a knitter or other fiber artist derives from buying, viewing, or being in the general vicinity of their preferred fiber medium (yarn, wool, etc).

Seeing all that beautiful cashmere yarn on sale totally gave me a fiberection .

by A Minnesota Knitter February 25, 2010

Fibernate

To store fiber in one's bowels in hibernation mode for a sudden release of deep cleansing.

Person1: I don't seem to shit!
Person2: You should fibernate. Tomorrow morning you'll have the best shit of your life!

by fi-ber-nate October 16, 2011

High Fiber

Pejorative term used in the scientific community to describe an argument lacking in merit. Synonymous with sophistry or, more commonly, bullshit.

Where's the meat to your argument? Sounds like a pretty high fiber explanation to me.

by Jumbuck May 22, 2005

fiber fucking

Physical contact between clothed persons that mimics sexual intercourse. Dry humping.

— Have you hit that yet, bro?
~ No, but I've been fiber fucking the shit out of her on my sister's couch.

by zmiles December 27, 2007

fiberrhea

similar to diarrhea, occurs when one has eaten incredibly large amounts of fiber- far larger than the daily recommended amount- in a day's time and thus experiences excessive defication and gas as a result.

"Dude, are you okay? I heard terrible noises coming from in there."
-"Yeah, I'm fine. I had a ham sandwich on whole wheat, a cheese sandwich on whole wheat flat bread, 4 fiber loaded snack bars, some almonds, and a footlong sub on whole wheat today. It was some epic FIBERRHEA, but I feel awesome now.

by Jeezlebauckle April 11, 2010

roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

moral fiber

"Moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find it, you fight for it. You risk it all, you put it in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

- Movie: The Girl Next Door

"You know, he's got great moral fiber. Regardless of circumstance, he stands by his convictions."

by chasingdaylight June 26, 2009